I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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