i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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