You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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