Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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