Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
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