Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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