Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
then he tried to convert me to islam
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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