But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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