420 ftw
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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