Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
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