I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
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