Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
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