so let's talk penis.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
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