Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
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