Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
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