Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
i need some magic done to my vagina
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
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