Christians are straight up FREAKS
Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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