There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
What happened?
New Orleans
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