just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
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