Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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