nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
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