After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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