Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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