I think I just saw someone hide a body.
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
Randomize
