She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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