I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
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