Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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