it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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