so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
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I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
Randomize