I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
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