My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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