i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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