He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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