was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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