UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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