ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Randomize
