my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
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