Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
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