On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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