brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
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