great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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