If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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