i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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