I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
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