I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
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