super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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