We're like a lot better than the average bears
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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