Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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