Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
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