I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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