Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
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