once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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