just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
Randomize
