So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i was born a porn star she said
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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